“Is it safe to use LegalZoom to file a patent application?”

This post gives an overview of LegalZoom’s patent-related services and shows you why it’s NOT a great idea to use LegalZoom to file a patent application.

An Overview of LegalZoom Patent Services

LegalZoom logo: Is it safe to use LegalZoom to file a patent application?LegalZoom offers provisional and non-provisional utility patent applications, starting at $199 and $2,400 respectively, plus government filing fees. For the provisional application, LegalZoom says that you simply “answer a few questions and we’ll complete and file your Provisional Application with the USPTO.”  For the non-provisional application a “patent attorney or agent will prepare up to two drafts of your utility patent application (including up to 5 pages of specifications, 10 claims, abstract and information disclosure statement.)”

A full discussion of provisional vs. non-provisional applications is outside the scope of this post, but the basic gist is that provisional applications are temporary placeholders that expire at the end of one year, at which time, a non-provisional utility application must be filed.  Unlike, the provisional application, the non-provisional utility application goes through a substantive examination process and can mature into an issued patent. Applicants can start the patent process with a provisional patent application or can skip ahead and file the non-provisional application first. Both applications give “patent pending” status.

So What’s Wrong With The LegalZoom Service?

The problem with these LegalZoom patent services is that they lure inventors into believing that they can get solid patent protection for cheap. In fact, the sad reality is that patent applications drafted this way offer effectively no patent protection and have little chance of withstanding the examination process. Plus, the nature of the patent system makes it such that inventors won’t know this until it’s too late and their patent rights are irrevocably lost.

For example, for provisional patent applications, the USPTO will accept any document filed and give it a filing date and application number.  However, what LegalZoom fails to make clear is that you only truly get priority for inventions that are disclosed in adequate detail in the application and that a short questionnaire cannot possibly yield sufficient detail that actually gives suitable protection to an invention. Unfortunately, because they are not substantively examined by the USPTO, worthless provisional patent applications give inventors a false sense of security because they get the same filing receipt and “patent pending” status that a legitimate application would.

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The LegalZoom non-provisional utility patent application is similarly flawed. As with the provisional application, priority to an invention is based on adequate description of it, and the “up to 5 pages of specifications” promised by LegalZoom (which presumably includes drawings), is not sufficient to adequately describe a given invention aside from the most simple mechanical device. Unlike provisionals, which are not examined at all, non-provisional utility patent applications must comply with strict formatting requirements at filing and then must survive the scrutiny of substantive examination 1-3 years later.

Unfortunately, the specification and drawings are essentially set in stone at the time of filing and updating or adding new details to the application is not allowed after filing. Accordingly, once the application is filed and passes an initial review, it therefore takes 1-3 years before terminal defects in the application become apparent and it’s then impossible to add the important details that were left out at filing. In other words, a worthless non-provisional utility application can still conform with the basic filing requirements and receive a filing date and application number, which provides a false sense of security until it fails to issue as a patent 1-3 years later.

Sounds Bad, But I’ll Either Sell My Company or Have Investors On Board Before These Problems Are Discovered

Unfortunately, savvy investors and business collaborators and can easily spot bad patent applications, and the due-diligence process that establishes a relationship with such parties involves a thorough review of any patent assets. In fact, in any deal where I’m performing due diligence on a company’s patent assets, the first thing I look for is a sign that patent applications were drafted by the inventors themselves or by a cut-rate service. Having questionable patent assets almost always preempts a relationship, or at the very least, justifies a deep discount in any resulting deal.

So, if LegalZoom is No Good, How Should I Get My Patent Applications Drafted and Filed?

The best thing that inventors can do is to find a trusted patent attorney that can craft a custom patent strategy that maximizes patent protection within a reasonable budget based on the unique business goals associated with a given invention or product.

LegalZoomPatentValueProfilePatent value compared to patent cost is generally an S-curve as illustrated on the left. Value and protection remains limited at low cost until a threshold is reached where any added cost gives large gains.  On the other hand at high cost, value and protection does increase, but at a slower and decreasing rate.

LegalZoom is on the low end of the spectrum, where you get little value at a low cost. Accordingly, cheap one-size-fits all patent services seem to save money, but end up being costly because they leave inventions under-protected or allow patent rights to be unknowingly forfeited.

The key is to find a trusted patent attorney that can collaboratively identify the cost range that provides the most value for the money based on the invention and specific business goals. Yes, not everyone can ultimately afford a patent application within this ideal range, but everyone should be aware of the consequences of under-spending on patent protection.

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Sucking a toilet can save your life!

New PictureWhat is going on here? A guy with a tube, sucking on a toilet?  Yes, that’s exactly what’s going on.  Stick with me and I’ll explain why you might actually want to do this yourself given the right situation.

Why would I ever want to suck out of a toilet?
Imagine this: you’re staying in an upper floor of a high-rise hotel and a fire breaks out.  Unfortunately, you are trapped in your room because of smoke and fire outside, and as in most hotels, the windows do not open.  Smoke begins to fill the room, and you are quickly running out of air to breath.  What do you do?

Plumbing that leads to sewer lines, including toilets, have a “gas trap” of standing water that prevents sewer gasses from leaking into a room. In the case of a smoke filled room, this works the opposite direction – the gas trap stops smoke from entering the sewer lines, which still have breathable air.

Gross. So I would be sucking on sewer gas?
Yes, sewer gas is extremely nasty as you can probably imagine, but when faced with imminent death due to smoke inhalation, beggars can’t be choosers.  Luckily, the invention shown above in William Holmes’ U.S. patent 4,320,756 that issued in 1982 provides a solution to this.  In addition to providing a tube that can snake through the gas trap and into the air in the sewer line, it also has a charcoal filter that makes heinous sewer gas taste like a warm spring day.

I initially came across this patent with the intention of including it in my series of “crazy patents” posts, but despite the hilarious drawings, the invention actually serves a legitimate purpose.  That being said, there is a reason why this was never a standard-issue appliance in all hotel rooms and why travelers did not pack one of these as an essential item on all trips. A bit crazy, but a bit cool as well.

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No time to pet your dog? You need the auto-petter!

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Figs. 1 and 2 of U.S. Patent 4,872,422

If you have a busy life, you might not have time to give your dog the attention that she deserves. Instead of allowing your dog to be sad and neglected, why not get yourself a dog auto-petter as shown in U.S. Patent 4,872,422 that was issued to Rita Della Vecchia in 1989.

But what if my dog is really big or extremely small?
Luckily, the auto-petter arm can be raised and lowered on its stand so that it can be custom-fit to the height of your precious pet.

So how does the auto-petter know when to pet my dog?
Well, some versions of the auto-petter have an “electronic eye” that sees when the dog is in the right position under the arm, and then begins to vigorously pet and scratch the dog.

Do dogs enjoy the auto-petter?
Of course they do!  What dog would not love a disembodied hand that would come to life and touch the dog when the dog came near it.  Not convinced? The patent drawings show an example of a satisfied customer:

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Picture of a dog loving the auto-petter.

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Patent on Exercising Cat With A Laser

Patent on Exercising Cat With A Laser
Fig. 1 of U.S. patent 5,443,036

Be careful the next time you are playing with your cat – you might be infringing the “method of inducing aerobic exercise in an unrestrained cat” protected by U.S. patent 5,443,036.

The patented method comprises two steps:

“(a) directing an intense coherent beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus to produce a bright highly-focused pattern of light at the intersection of the beam and an opaque surface, said pattern being of visual interest to a cat; and

(b) selectively redirecting said beam out of the cat’s immediate reach to induce said cat to run and chase said beam and pattern of light around an exercise area.”

In other words, the patent essentially covers shining a laser light near a cat and then moving the light so that the cat chases it.

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Wrist Watch for Dogs (#CrazyPatents)

Dog watchLet’s face it – dogs are terrible at keeping track of time.  While it’s true that dogs staunchly believe in being fashionably late, typically the issue is simply that dogs don’t have access to clocks while out and about.

Unfortunately, having access to human clocks is not enough.  As we all know, dogs live in “dog years,” which means that dogs cannot fathom human-time, plus their poor math skills makes it impossible for them to convert to dog-time.  In other words, human clocks are completely worthless to dogs.

Luckily there is a solution to this age-old conundrum.  As described in U.S. Patent 5,023,850, wrist watches can be made for dogs that automatically keep time in dog years.  Sheer genius!

As shown in Fig. 1 of the patent, (reproduced on the left), dogs love to chill out and check the watch that is wrapped around their dog-arm.

 

FIG. 1 shows a watch according the present invention in the form of a wristwatch worn by a typical dog.

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Top Three Patent Myths

Top three patent myths1) You need a prototype before filing a patent application

Untrue!  The only requirement is that the invention is describable in sufficient detail such that an average person in the field would be able to make and use it. Also, the requirement is not that the inventor be able to sufficiently describe the invention, and in many cases, an idea can be patentable even if the inventor would not know how to implement it.  For example, if the inventor can describe an idea to a patent attorney such that the patent attorney is able to then add sufficient detail, then the idea might be patentable.

2) A patentability search is required before filing a patent application

Wrong! There is no requirement to do a patent or prior art search before filing a patent application – it’s optional.  For some inventions, a patentability search would be highly recommended, but for others it’s a complete waste of time and money.

3) It’s okay to file a patent application without a patent attorney

Sorry, it’s not a good idea. Sophisticated technology companies always work with patent attorneys during the drafting, filing and the examination of patent applications at the Patent Office.  These companies know that all patents are not created equal and that navigating the patent process without an attorney typically leads to a less-valuable and unenforceable patent, or results in a patent never issuing at all. Working with a patent attorney is the only option for any serious inventor or company. Luckily, contrary to popular belief, working with an attorney is possible on nearly any budget.

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Don’t have a baby the old fashioned way. Spin it out! (#CrazyPatents)

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Fig. 2 of U.S. patent 3,216,423.

Hey, ladies! You’ve been having babies the wrong way since the beginning of time.  Luckily, there is some hope for you.  Back in 1965, George and Charlotte Blonsky invented a new way of childbirth that was the subject of U.S. patent 3,216,423, and here is how it works.

The Blonsky Baby-Spinner Birthing Method:
1) You get strapped down to a huge table while naked;
2) The table spins rapidly in a large circle; and
3) The spinning force gently rips a baby out of you.

What about doctors? How are they involved?
Unfortunately, doctors, medical staff and your partner cannot be near you because the spinning table would smash into them – they must stay back a safe distance until the baby finally shoots out.  But don’t worry, they can stand around the machine and yell in support as you spin by.  It’s totally fine and having people at your bedside during childbirth is overrated anyway.

This sounds great, but what happens to the baby?  Where does it go?
It’s true, the baby does come shooting out at high velocity.  In early prototypes, doctors were only able catch the flying baby some of the time, so we installed a net to catch the baby instead.  Trust us, it works great!  (See Figure 3 of the patent below):

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Fig. 3 of U.S. patent 3,216,423 showing the baby net.

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Exercise your snake, bro! (#CrazyPatents)

Fig. 4 of patent us 6490999 b1 - funny picture of walking a snake on a leash
Fig. 4 of US Patent 6490999 B1 -Snake Leash Patent

Snake obesity is at epidemic levels these days, especially for domesticated snakes.  These snakes can slither back and forth in their terrariums, but this is not enough exercise to keep the pounds off.  The only solution is to get these fat snakes outside for a walk, but letting chubby snakes roam free on their own is not a good idea.  Lucky for us, Mr. Donald Robert Martin Boys of Bella Vista, California, invented a novel snake leash, which is described in U.S. patent 6,490,999 that issued in 2002.

Sounds great for my snake, but won’t this make me look uncool?
You must be kidding.  Fig. 4 of the patent should be a clear example of how awesome you will look walking a snake around your neighborhood.  Killer sunglasses, a serious stare, and a pair of classy loafers is only one of the many looks that goes well with snake-walking.

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Are Ideas Patentable? Is Your Idea Patentable?

Yes, some ideas can be patentable, but not all ideas.  This post explores the basics of what differentiates patentable and non-patentable ideas and gives suggestions on how to determine whether your idea might be patentable.

Are ideas patentable?
Venn diagram showing patentable ideas.

What is an idea?
First, let’s define what “idea” means. For our purposes here, we are talking about thoughts or conceptions that are primarily the result of mental activity, but that have not yet become physical products or prototypes.  In other words, an idea is the earliest stage of the inventing process, where an invention is still only in the mind or has only been written about or sketched out.

Patents Can Only Protect Certain Types of Ideas
Some ideas will not be patentable simply because they are not the right kind of idea. For example, if you have an idea for an awesome movie, a new book, the perfect product name, or a catchy slogan for your company, these ideas will not be patentable simply because patents do not protect these sorts of things.  On the other hand, such ideas might be protectable by copyrights or trademarks.

Patents can protect ideas for utilitarian products like mechanical devices, computer hardware and software, biotechnology, and even methods of making or using a product.  However, patent law has carved out some exceptions of utilitarian inventions that cannot be patented, including laws of nature, natural phenomena, and abstract ideas. For example, without more, mathematical equations and common processes being implemented on a computer are likely not patentable because they are considered abstract ideas.

Even if an idea is related to the right subject matter, patent law also requires that the idea be (1) describable in sufficient detail such that an average person in the field would be able to make and use the proposed product or method; and (2) the described product or method must be new and non-obvious compared to known technology.

Are ideas patentable?
Steps to determining whether an idea is patentable.

Sufficient Description of Idea
Fortunately, the requirement is not that the inventor be able to sufficiently describe the invention, and in many cases, an idea can be patentable even if the inventor would not know how to implement it.  For example, if the inventor can describe an idea to a patent attorney such that the patent attorney is able to then add sufficient detail, then the idea might be patentable.  The required level of detail required for patentability changes dramatically depending on the type of invention, so talking with a patent attorney as early as possible is the best way to determine if you have enough detail to patent your idea.

Product or Method Must Be New And Non-Obvious
The patent system does not afford protection to ideas or inventions that are already publicly known or that would be obvious in view of what is already publicly known. Being “publicly known” refers not only to existing products, but also to any technology disclosure such as a patent publication, a blog post, a video, a live presentation, or the like (collectively known as “prior art”). For more information, an in-depth discussion of prior art and patentability can be found in Patents Demystified.

How Can You Find Out if Your Idea Is Patentable?
This post should give you an understanding of the analysis that goes into determining whether an idea or invention is patentable, but the best and most reliable way to know is to seek the counsel of a trusted patent attorney.  For some, filing a patent application may be possible much sooner than expected, whereas for others, an idea may need to be substantially more developed.  Just as much as inventors should not waste their time and money if an idea is not patentable, they should also not wait longer than necessary to file a patent application.  Luckily, such an initial evaluation of an idea or invention can be done extremely fast, and most patent attorneys will even do it free of charge.

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